What's Up Doc

I have always been a little bit of a drama queen. If it was slightly chilly, I’d stiffen all my limbs and claim to be frozen still. If I saw a daddy long legs spider I claimed it was definitely a black widow or tarantula. Airplanes at night were UFOs,...

UPCHUCK

I meet the men of my life out of sheer chance, randomly when I least expect it. I like the spontaneity and vulnerableness of it all. After living in the city for almost eight years I had a track record for meeting some of the most interesting men, and...

Kidnapped

There have been a few finer points in my life, graduating high school, getting baptized, potty trained, track and field awards, leaving Pennsylvania for New York City, starting an airline, but being kidnapped was not one of them. This episode was...

Life in the open lane

  Everyone has dreams of what they want to be when they grow up, a doctor, veterinarian, beautician, actor, policeman, and some lucky children become their childhood dream after they graduate high school. The problem with me was I changed my mind as...

Cali for my kidney

How many times have you heard people say, ‘I would give my arm to meet Madonna, I would give my first born for that sports car, I would give up my fake tits to win the lottery,’ well fake tits you can buy again, but it seems when people want something...

I object

I Object Jury duty is the one thing I despise the most right along side of getting my yearly Ob/gyn physical. After being a flight attendant, and moving around so much I had ten registered addresses in three different states, allowing me to dodge...